Similiarity between home and exams

The exam period is here again. My first paper is on a freaking Saturday. But no big deal since I could go back to school for project on National Day. I kinda thought of an equation that involved my title for today. Study = Stay home Stay home = Eat more Eat more = Become fat ∴Study = Stay home = Become fat - - - - - - - - - - Damn tired now. Nothing can get into my head at all. Suddenly I miss being a kid. The only stress we face was probably winning in playing the brick game. - - - - - - - - - - Last night, I was sitting on the floor in the living room, having supper (see lah! eat again!) and watching TV at the same time. Then I saw a baby lizard crawling on the floor towards the TV from my direction. I tried to scare it away by going near it. In the end, I took out the Baygon insecticide and sprayed it. It crawled under the standing fan and I didn't see it come out again. This morning, I wanted to adjust the fan by moving it but I remembered the lizard might be underneath. So I didn't. Eeeeww. What if I squashed it while moving the fan? - - - - - - - - - - I was taking breaks while studying just now. My break was to surf Yahoo Auctions. This time, I'm looking for long wallets. Anyone knows where sells really nice long wallets? So anyway, my mum saw what I was doing and came to kpo. She then asked if there were handbags for sale. I searched for her and she practically shoved me aside so that she could be in front of my laptop. She proceeded to look at the handbags on Yahoo and only concentrated on LV, Gucci, Coach, Prada, Burberry, Dior, Chanel etc. She didn't give a heck on those cheapo brandless ones. So many times she asked me if this particular bag looks nice. I replied "Nice. But don't suit you lah! Too young for you." You know what she replied? "I also want to look young ma."