Was just wondering

why people actually use their own genitals or the other gender's genitals as a form of vulgarity? For example, "Cheeb** lah you!" "Fuck you, cheeb**!" "You lanji** bin!" and many more, which I can't think of already. Who knows what these people scold nowadays? (Cheeb** is vagina, and lanji** is penis) But seriously, whenever I hear someone, probably a 14-year-old girl, shouting her own genitals at somebody IN public, I hope that her cheeb** rots!! It is not wrong scolding such things (I used to say cb before but no more now) but definitely not in public with your volume turned to the max. It's embarrassing! No? You want attention, not this way at least. You may run around naked and get all attention you need, but please cover your face. But you don't go round shouting "cheeb** lah you..." at your friends (loudly) to gain attention from the nearest yandao or chiobu. It turns people off, seriously. However, if you are trying to attract some ah beng or ah lian, then maybe that's the only way. Otherwise, shut up. You don't live in your own world. You live in a world Singapore with 4 other million people. It's a childish behaviour. This one time, I saw a girl (around 14 years old) dressing up like some gothic freak, hanging out with some ah beng looking guys in town. They were joking about something. When she noticed that I walked past, she shouted "Cheeb**! Ni qu si la (you go and die lah)!" damn loudly. Way louder than their laughter. So attention-seeking lor. First is her dressing attention-seeking. Then she shouts the mighty word. Eeeyerrr... You say it out of anger, fine lor. Say it for fun, then I can say "Very fun meh?" But it's all up to you lah. Not scared will tarnish your image, then go ahead lor. So Beibei and I were discussing about this topic over msn. I was telling her why people can't just say vagina and penis? Why must it be in dialect? At least our malays, indians and angmohs can understand. Funny thing is, there are other races who say that too! I haven't heard any angmohs saying cheeb** and lanji** though. Beibei said vagina and penis sounds so medical. So I told her if she hear anyone say "U smelly vagina" then it must be a doctor who said it. She laughed and our topic changed abruptly. By the way, why do people say "Lanji** bin (penis face)"? What does it really mean? Your face looks like a penis?? Hmmm... I mean... how is it physically possible? Ps. I hope this entry doesn't sound too offensive or obscene.

Christmas Summary

Hahaha I know I haven't really talked about how I spent Christmas yet and my friends keep asking me how was Christmas and how many presents I got and stuff. So I thought might as well just blog them out. Eve of Christmas Eve I was invited to my boy's family BBQ where a few of his closer relatives get together. The BBQ was held at his cousin's condo. His cousin gave birth to a super cute baby boy, Jovan, 5 months ago. And when I saw him sitting on the sofa, I thought he was at least a year old. See!! Very big size hor? Machiam King Kong like that (now my boy keeps calling him King Kong). His thighs were thicker than my arms!! Kong bu leh! Don't know why he almost crying in this pic leh. By the way, I taught him how to hi-5. I'm so proud of myself! That's him grabbing my fingers. Almost the same size already. Muahahaha! He fell asleep on my boy's chest. Like how I do sometimes. Too comfortable? Once my boy puts him back into the baby trolley, he starts crying. So the BBQ began with lots of chicken-mid-wings, pork cutlets, big prawns, stingrays, hotdogs, fried bee hoon, curry chicken and lots of wine and beer. I think I fell in love with Asahi. And I think my drinking skills improved. Muahahaha! The BBQ was a sinful one, but very satisfying. Remember him? My boy's cousin, Kaikai. He's 1 year and 3 months old already! Very beng right? Next time grow up sure like xiao hun hun. He's trying very hard to smile. End up looking extremely cute. Updated photos of him! Now he's dressing up like an ah beng but acting cool. Got mao wang, Elvis, look not? Like damn wu seh like that. This photo looks rather artistic. Like he's looking out into somewhere, searching for something. But why the pacifier??? Christmas Eve My grandma (dad's mum) invited my family over to her place for a buffet. And usually Christmas Eve would be spent at my mum's brother's place but this year, the dinner was postponed to Christmas day itself. So we were free on the Eve and went to my father's mummy's place. We had lots of wine and champagne. I was holding it pretty well. No flushiness (is there such word?), no redness and no drowsiness. Yeah! But my mum can't touch liquor at all! Otherwise... She will turn out like a tomato! Very smartly, she wore red so that her redness won't turn out too obviously. Our Christmas eve was spent drinking and talking and watching tv before me and my boy left to watch King Kong. Christmas!!! Spent at Uncle's place. No pics taken. Not much activities for the night. Christmas was never the same without her... But did spend some quality time with my boy after that. Presents!!! Ah... yes. Finally. It's 2am and finally I'm finishing. Some of the presents I got for Christmas... 2 handbags Black - gift from my mum. Pink - gift from my aunt. 2 perfumes Armani - gift exchange with classmates Hugo - gift from my sis (I guess she found out that I have been using her Hugo perfume without her consent (oops!), thus she bought me 1 instead. ) Random things Silver acrylic bowl - kop-ed from my mum's presents cos she doesn't use it Little doggy notebook - gift from Effie (very sweet of her to get each of us individual gifts. Actually there were a few other chocolates, but I finished them already. =P) Elephant bookmark/paperclip and Ritter sport chocolate - gift from aunt Chrome earrings - gift from myself (Bloody cheap! $2 only!) Crystal necklace - gift from my mum's Godma There were lots of chocolate. (Note: were) Not forgetting a final pic of all my presents. Oh, and 1 more. My nokia 6680 which I used it to take these photos, bought by my mum. =) I'm a lucky kid.

Reasons, I have.

I have my reasons for posting up things that may sound rather awful and may end up offending people. Of course I have thought them through damn thoroughly before I post them but some people just thought I just post them up without thinking or using my brain. Seriously, I'm no offender. I just wanna get my thoughts straight and let my close friends know what is happening around me. But due to certain restrictions (eg. I wanna bitch about somebody, but I can't, knowing that she will read my blog, and I don't wanna hurt her feelings <- Carol mentioned this before as well), I can't do it freely. So whoever interested about what this post is about, just private message me in MSN and I'll gladly explain everything to you guys, ya? For now, I gotta get ready for school which I'll be late and I've informed Syah already. Projects lah, what else? Then study when I get back. I miss blogging! Study hard, my friends.

It's been a year...

since I missed a step on the staircase at my block and sprained my foot and spent Christmas at home (*crys out loud*). And to add to my clumsiness, I wasn't even wearing heels! I was wearing slippers! Where can you find a 2nd person who is capable of spraining her foot when she's wearing just slippers?? I have never sprained my foot when I'm in heels before though. I bet that would hurt even more. It was a rather awful Christmas. Other than the pig trotter I got as a present, I was then attached to... urgh... forget it! So anyway, I just woke up (yes, at 4.16pm) cos I spent my previous night out watching King Kong with my boy and only reached home at 7am. The show is DAMN COOL!! VERY NICE! And I watched the Chronicles of Narnia too. It is VERY NICE as well! Now, I'm gonna declare... KING KONG IS THE BEST MOVIE IN YEAR 2005! Why not Narnia, you wonder? Cos King Kong made me cry more. I was crying from the start to the end. I cried when Ann needed to resort to stealing an apple cos she hasn't received her paycheck; when the whole crew on board the ship found out they were heading to an undiscovered island where nobody knows what dangers are situated there called Skull Island; when 1 of them were killed with a spear the natives shot; when the natives held humans down and hit them with a stone-like weapon attached to a stick on their head; when the big-herbivorous-dinosaur fleed from the smaller-and-meat-eating ones and they fell off the cliff by accident; when 1 old man sacrificed his life to protect the tripod stand for the camera and was eaten by dinosaurs; when King Kong fought with the short-handed T-rex-es in order to protect Ann and got bitten by them a couple of times; when King Kong was attacked by an army of blood-sucking bats which surrounded him; when King Kong became a money-making creature and selfish human beings hunted him down with Chloroform; when King Kong was limbs-locked with metal chains and put on stage as an exhibit; when King Kong was shot by the army while he was playing with Ann on the ice; when King Kong was shot by those dumbass fighter planes when he climbed up that tall building; and especially when King Kong slided off the building that was over a hundred stories high when he already lost his strength to hold on any further due to the gun shots he received and and died; and when idiotic journalists took photos of the dead King Kong and the police were showing off that they were the ones who took the great animal down. I couldn't stop crying. The storyline was sad but there were a few scenes that could make you laugh till your tummy aches. This could most probably be the 2nd movie after Passion of the Christ that made me tear so much. I cried even more while watching Passion of the Christ even my ex-supervisor who sat 10 seats away but in the row below me could hear me. It was that bad. So, yes, I've declared King Kong the best movie of the year. Go catch it! Meanwhile, I have to leave home soon and you guys enjoy your Christmas. I hereby wish everyone of you MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

The last time I hated someone

People ask me, "Do you have any enemies or anyone you really hate?" I think it through. And I replied, "It's not within my control if people hate me and consider me as their enemy, but it's definitely within my control to hate someone. But no, I don't hate anyone because it's tiring. I choose to forgive and forget and live a happier life. It's not healthy to live a life full of hatred." First thing, how would you know whether you have any enemies or not? Maybe you have received threatening notes or seen a pighead hanging on your house door, then I can say you really have enemies. But the last time I received a threatening sms was back in secondary school days and that matter has been settled already. Otherwise you wouldn't really know who dislike you some way or another. Second, if you really did something wrong that made people dislike you, then it's your fault that you are being classified as their 'enemy'. So maybe just put your pride down and perhaps apologise to her. Don't avoid or hide from the person you hurt. Face her and give a proper apology. (By this time, I think things are getting really ambiguous so I should say this concerns my friends outside school.) So, back to the last time I hated someone. Like I said, it happened way back in secondary school. (Read: My ah lian days) Now, it's all over and we all made up. I just wonder where she vanished into cos I don't see her anywhere at all. Then suddenly I thought of my best friend, Kaixin. Hahahaha! We used to gossip about people we see-already-not-happy and laugh over it during lunch. Like how we gossiped about this person who is so damn arrogant and stuff and then we see her somewhere and pretend to be friends. That was childish man. But hey, we grow out of this. So now, whenever I see anyone I know or I've talked to or maybe even strangers, I will show them my 2400 volts smile (with 100% willingness) but if I'm in a grouchy mood, maybe just a 2 volt smile. My new year resolution: Just 1 will do. Bring a smile to everyone so I can be happy too. If I'm able to make people happy, I will. So... be happy people. Whatever happens is probably fated. Just a test that God put you in. My mum is probably going through the toughest time at work right now and I (though I'm not as devoted as my mum towards my religion) pray for her, hoping that everything turns out fine.

Before 2005 ends...

I wanna watch King Kong and Chronicles of Narnia otherwise this year will turn out like the last. Very sad not being able to say scream "[insert movie title] is the best movie in year 2005!" before 2006 arrives. I'll be watching Chronicles of Narnia this coming Thur (first release in theatres) with my mum, my aunt, my lil cousin and my boy! Hee! Then soon after, I'll catch King Kong when I've got enough money. Ha! 1 month ago, I watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and discovered my clumsy twin. And I watched The Descent with Weiliang 2 wednesdays ago at a VIP theatre. Big sofa seats and only 50 places. Hee! The show pretty much sucked but it did freak me out (plus the other audiences) at certain parts. So I intended to scream "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire is the best movie in 2005" but seems like many people gave King Kong a better rating so no more chance for HP. Maybe next year ya? Yeah, so anyway, I have so many things to do before 2005 ends. I have no new year resolutions yet though. Maybe at least get my driver's license! (delayed for half a year already!) and then save up to $110 a month so I can afford my own car by hmmm... 21? Let's hope my mummy wins the $2million Toto first prize then I can skip the $110 a month saving thingy. 1 more thing. Somebody told me this "Be nice to people who appreciate your goodness." In this world, it really doesn't pay to be a nice person. It is hard to find a person who is nice and does everything without asking for anything in return. Why let your selfishness and insensitivity cause hurt to this nice person? Enjoy the study break, my friends. PS. Nana jie, don't let that selfish person ruin the beauty of your kindness. =)

I want to be void of emotions

I was on the bus to town when I saw a taxi, crushed at the boot area pretty badly, along BKE. I felt a deep sadness in me. The image of the taxi driver sitting by the road side, crying and chiding himself flashed through my mind. This skipped to another scenario where his family of 5 were waiting for him to bring food back after a day's work. But they never would have thought the accident happened and they will have to go without food for a period of time. I could see children crying and the wife comforting her depressed husband. This made me tear. Maybe I'm thinking way too much, but I've seen such cases on documentaries and nobody really can understand the exact feeling. I felt I could. It could be an experience that caused an emotion breakdown in me. Or maybe I was able to put myself into their situations. Even as I'm typing this, my emotions lost control. Maybe it's not just the accident alone that resulted in my emotion breakdown. On a happier note, Here's a puppy to cheer me up. My boy brought me for dinner at Braddell on Wed. He claimed the beef hor fun and crispy noodles were the best. I didn't quite believe his exaggeration. Now I do. Crispy noodles. The noodles are fragrant and crispy. Even when it is dipped into the gravy, the taste was yummy! This is the beef hor fun that made my boy go "Hen hao chi!" It is very delicious indeed. The ingredients were generous. This pic was taken when we were eating halfway. He said he never fails to eat the special chilli sauce they made. Very nice also! If the food tempts you, just make a trip down. Take mrt to Braddell. Take the right exit and you will see a Shell station. Walk down that lane. When you smell fragrance, just follow that trail. I like this photo =) Ever seen Finding Nemo? Well, I found Nemo at Suntec City. That's Marlin (her husband) and Coral (his wife), the clownfishes. Coral sacrificed herself to save her children. Power of a mother's love. Together, they produced Nemo (and many others of course, but they got eaten up), who swam out into the sea and was captured by human beings. This is Dory, the dory fish. She helped in the search for Nemo. Has amnesia though. But hey, she's a fish that can read English. This is erm... their friend? And this is the great white shark! Nah, I'm kidding. Let's talk about today. I had a notsonice day at first but recovered after that. And it's my mum's D&D tonight. Theme: Zoo (of all things!!!) My mum said her superior liked the zoo. Thus, having their dinner there. -_-" Oh yeah, with the monkeys and elephants. D&D is for people to dress up, not for them to look stupid in their animal costumes. So my mum didn't want to look stupid and opted for normal clothes instead. She made me come back from school at 1pm so I could help her see whether her hair nice or not! Just like that! Nah, I helped with the makeup as well. Mummy getting ready for the dinner. It's been a long time since she dressed up nicely and had her hair done so it's natural for her to be a lil vain. By the way, you can see a white towel hanging from the top of the window right? That spot was where the air con used to be at. Because my sister's air con spoilt, she took off my mum's air con! Haha how nice! But my mum never used her air con, so might as well give it to her. Thus, that white towel covering. Then from the mirror image, you can see a pink cloth with cartoon designs on it right? It's a temporary curtain cos the blinds are spoilt. Hahahaha! Give her some time la hor? Gu gu ji bai leh! (once in a long while) Oh yes, I must emphasize this. See my mum's watch? It's not just a watch with a clock face. It has chunks of cute pendants hanging there, 1 including a clock pendant. It's not easy to see what time is it with this watch. Cos you have to search among that chunks for the clock pendant before you can see the time. And that watch is heavy la! That watch is $139 (but mummy got it at half price hee)! She took such a long time until I was bored. Input (mum, clothes, hair & makeup) -> Process -> Output (a beautiful mum) While she enjoys her dinner at Zoo (my sis thought was Zouk initially), I had my date with my boy. I had a craving for ramen months ago! I finally got it today! Char Siew Ramen from Suki Ramen @ Cine. I used to hang out there so often I can sit back at the same place 4 times. My boy's spicy char siew ramen. Wanted to take a nice pic of it but he had already started eating. Makan time! Yes, but now its bed time for me. *Yawns* Goodnight people.

Please grant me my Christmas wish!

Recently, I added a message to my MSN nick.

"All I want for Christmas is a pup maltese." Then Eileen messaged me in MSN. E: and dat is so expensive lol R: wat is? E: 1 pup maltese LOL R: haha i know R: that time did u go farmart with me? E: ur 1 pressie = so expensive E: LOL E: yes R: $1200 lor R: 1 month old E: and dat small maltese is SOOOOOO damn cute E: so small E: YAH!!! R: YUP!!!!!!!!!!!! E: OMG!!! R: oMG!!!!!!! R: i wan it sooooooooooooooo farking much!!!!!!!! E: arrrr!!!!!!!!

Ever seen 2 girls talking about 1 puppy they saw at Farmart 2 years ago then talk until so high not? My cousin has a maltese, Weihan has a maltese, Sam Yeo has a maltese and Blog Princess, Xiaxue, has one too! Why I don't have?? In case you're wondering, This is a maltese. The pup maltese (not this one though) that I saw 2 years back at Farmart was barely a month old. It was just the size of my hand! Very cute! The shop owner let me hold the pup in my hand. When I put him down, he started to whine. Awww... *sob* Short fur, long fur,

also very pretty. Mei mei hor? Won't very cute meh???? I want a pup maltese!!!! I want to call him Casper, the friendly dog.

I know a pet is a commitment. I have to bring it for grooming, spend lots on dog food, bring it to see the vet and stuff. But once I get my mum's approval, everything will turn out fine. See more pictures here Alright. So Beibei messaged me in MSN and said she could get me malteser chocolate in replacement for my pup maltese. This is maltesers chocolate, if you didn't know. I wonder why they named it maltesers. And our conversation led to her telling me her long long ago ancestor was Qin Shi Huang.

L(stands for Libei): my long long ago ancestor hor... is Qin Shi Huang... -_- R: really? how u calculate ar? L: not calculate one... we got the family book... L: the family tree those kinda book L: den got state... our 1st 1st ancestor is the ah kong of Qin Shi Huang R: hahaha who is qin shi huang ar L: ... R: some emperor izzit? L: 1st emperor of china R: oooohh... den qianlong leh? L: ... L: qian long is the 3rd/4th king of Qing dynasty la R: i dun even know got how many 'chao' in the chinese history L: i oso dunno L: lol R: chao = dynasty... hahaha L: but i noe qin shi huang is so called becos he's the 1st one to rule a unified china R: got ming, qing, ling, bing, ning, fing, ging, hing, ying etc n so much more L: -_________- L: u're crapping R: cos i see always endd with ING L: NO la... L: lol R: got huang chao? R: or kong chao? L: no R: or cai chao? R: wahahahah! L: no L: got song, tang R: cai chao sound so weird... no wonder dun have L: wei, jin, L: HAHAHAHA.... L: sounds like a plce where u put al the vegetables

Seriously, if there was a Cai Chao, I would be pretty ashamed of my own surname.

I cannot take it anymore!!

First, I hear people saying they can't date freely due to religious restrictions such as Christians cannot date Buddhist or any other religions. Now I'm hearing news like people from a certain church CANNOT date people who don't go to the same church. WHAT THE FUCK??? I heard it from somebody saying that whoever wants to be attached, has to seek approval from their caregroup leaders. OH MY! What approval?? Like "Oh he isn't from our church, so you two cannot be together" kind of logic? The lovelorns will start having underground relationships then. Where is the freedom to date?? What happened to this world?? Talk about human rights. The more you control them, the more rebellious they get! Get it? I'm feeling really shitty. I'm pissed. I'm agitated. Very indeed! I'm seeing my friends breaking up because of religious reasons. What is wrong with being together? WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT RELIGION GOING TOGETHER? Just because they are not from the church, they cannot be together??? Might as well die! Not that I'm discriminating against other religion or what, I just don't see why young people at my age can't date freely. We are young adults. We are definitely old enough to know what is right or wrong; mature enough to handle situations like heartbreaks and stuff. The reason the church gave for restricting their people from dating others of other religion is they don't wish to see them going through heartbreaks and become sad. Fuck! We learn from heartbreaks dumbasses! What are you talking about?? I really have nothing to say about that whatsoever church. I heard enough about it and all its restrictions. Please excuse me. I have to go cry now!

Photo Galore!

I had a great weekend with my sec school friends. We hung out in town, shopping for Prom stuff and went kboxing. It's my second attempt to blog out this post, hope nothing bad happens ok? So many things happened the past week and I'm so excited to blog it out. Please. 1. Shopping for Prom Not for me though. It's a big day for Beibei, Jacinta and Huilin and some others I know. So I went to meet Bei, Jac, Huilin, Fangxian and Weiliang in town. Bei and HL were looking for their ideal dress and the rest of us were erm... their image consultants?? That's Huilin with her famous pose. I have no idea what we were doing in the stationery section of Taka when they were supposed to look for dresses. Huilin with her famous pose and Weiliang with his cute retarded smile. We proceeded to the ladies section at level 3 and saw this really adorable baby. Weiliang teased him and the two became good friends. Wow! Wonderful! The baby was simply too adorable. I couldn't resist taking out my phone to get a shot of him even though his mummy and granny were around. There he is! Cute! I took a video of him as well. He was sticking his tongue at us and spitting so Bei told him it's not right to spit. All he replied was nod his head profusely, telling us we are wrong. Stubborn! We wandered in town till 8pm before heading down to Sembawang to get Bei's ideal dress. And she met with a salesgirl with fucked up attitude that left her so pissed. 2. Poly kakis photo whoring Siti is my schoolmate cum classmate cum friend cum neighbour! We live in the same block! The day I first saw her, I asked her where she lived and found out she actually lived just 2 floors down! Small world! Syahriah looks different, doesn't she? She looks chinese ya? Fairest, fairer, fair. My poly kakis. That's Carol on the right. She's norwegian-chinese! Hehe. I always wanted to be a mixed blood. Perhaps half an ang moh. But I'm born pure chinese. And I'm proud of that too. =) 3. Kboxing We planned a Kbox session for the 6 of us some time after the shopping trip. But Weiliang was down with a sore throat so he couldn't join us. In the end, only 5 of us went. Hulin showing off her choir skills by starting on the first song. Bravo! Next, Jac joined in. Then it was Bei's solo. Don't see her small small no strength, her voice is powerful. Look! 2 pretty girls and 1 erm... sleeping beast?? Qiang jing tou (translation: snatch camera screen?) Oops! M18! Another M18 wor! Moral of the story: Don't be camera shy. Your photo might turn out like this one. Group pic! Rach, Bei, Jac, HL and FX. Oh yeah, he woke up already. 4. Christmas My own shopping Christmas is nearing, time for shopping. My mummy is over-generous. She is getting gifts even for the aunties and uncles ie. her siblings. So she is always worrying she doesn't have enough gifts. Before she could spend on the presents, she already splurged on lunch at Jack's Place. Me, my mum, my aunt and cousin, Daphne dined at Bras Basah JP. Then we proceeded to Raffles City mall after that. Beautiful, isn't she? Her spectacles tinted pink colour ok? Quite hip hor! Haha this reminds me of an incident. She was disturbing my Sunday sleep and I was so groggy I tried to use my hand to push her away from my bed. Instead, I hit her spectacles and it broke into 2. Muahaha and she didn't scold me for it. Ok, digress. Me and my lovely little cousin, Daphne. She is 10 and almost my height already! Why like that!?!? If she continues to grow at this rate, she will be 1.7m at my age! I ended up looking for my own things instead of helping my mum shop for christmas gifts. I got myself a new bag. Then I left shortly after to meet my boy. How nice of me. 5. The case of the murdered crab Two men went to catch crabs at idunnowhere. They caught quite a few of them and gave 3 of them to Mdm Ang. Mdm Ang's daughter likes to eat crabs so she decided to kill the crabs and cook them for her daughter. This is the crab that met his fate that fateful night. Mdm Ang with the crab shell. Poor guy. He just lost his shell. Poor thing. Hanging on for the last few seconds of his crabby life. Almost there, my friend. The torture will be over soon. The fate of the crab. Murdered and cooked. All for just one person. Me. 6. Prom nite! Prom is THE day for girls to look drop dead gorgeous with their sexy dresses, stunning makeup and hair. The day (which is tonight) has come for Bei, HL and Jac. The 3 of them chose me to be their *gasp* makeup artist. I was even more nervous than them on their Prom.

So Bei, HL and FX came to my place first. I had to do HL's makeup first before she leaves for Clementi to meet her friends to get her hair done. And that FX was sleeping on my sofa while I worked on his girl.

That's Huilin in her ohmygodsohotbareback dress! She looked stunning!

Then she left after awhile. That leaves me and Bei. So I helped Bei do her nails. That girl... I have no words to say. Right after I painted her nails, she started sms-ing on her phone. The polish hasn't even fully dried yet!

After painting her nails, we went to meet Jac at G3 Salon to get their hair done. That's Bei's hair. It looks weird here cos it's not completed yet. Still on the way. A pity I didn't take a finish product of her hair but it looked great! This is Jac's. Very lovely curls. I also want! Warning! Hold your breaths (and prepare tissues in case your nose bleeds) while I present the 2 lovely babes! Jacinta and Beibei!! Very pretty right? Look at their figure! Look at their hair! And look at their makeup!! I'm so proud of myself. Wahahaha! Because Beibei looks seriously stunning tonight, I insisted on a solo pic of herself. There she is. Make my nose bleed. I love that shawl so much. So did she. I bought it for her =) Someone shamelessly tried on Bei's dress and asked for a photo of her taken. If you do not wish to torture yourself, close this window now. If you can take it, scroll down.

I proudly present...

Yours truly.

What the fuck!

I skipped dinner for this stupid post but Blogger is so damn fucked up! Now the whole complete post plus photos are gone and I have to upload them again! Bloody hell!

Suddenly I thought of her

And tears start to fall...